UNCLE! UNCLE! UUUNNNNCCCAAAL!

Well she did it. Jill is pregnant. All I can say is that I feel like the Earth stopped spinning on its axis. Jillynne is pregnant. It's amazing. I mean - I just don't know what to say, but not knowing what to say in this instance seems worse than saying nothing at all. Mark your calendars kiddies.
By its nature, time changes everything. It's events like this that drastically change nearly every facet of life as we know it. And I feel this change is going to make everything just a little better for everyone but Jill - this will make her a new person.